Lifes Mysteries

There are just some things that are meant to stay a mystery.


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  1. SpilledInkGuy

    Speaking of … ‘Unsolved Mysteries’ … that raised eyebrow in your last panel couldn’t have been done any better by Robert Stack himself! ;)

  2. Dan

    The tree reminds me of the living trees in the Wizard of Oz – how would you like me picking your apples? He looks about as angry, too.

  3. admin

    Thanks! :) Robert Stack was pretty cool! A bit creepy in that humorless sort of way, but pretty cool.

  4. admin

    HA! I forgot to put apples on the tree. He could be throwing leaves, but I’m guessing they wouldn’t hurt as much.

  5. Bearman

    Reminds me of Mike Meyers….coffee talk. String cheese is not really string…talk amongst yourselves.

  6. SpilledInkGuy

    I’m all verklempt!

  7. admin

    LOL! “The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.”

  8. admin

    I totally forgot about “Coffee Talk.” I think Bearman started something here. :)

  9. tmcelmurry

    I was thinking that the great mystery was “If a tree falls on the Pope pooping in the woods, does a bear hear a sound?”

    Great strip as usual.

  10. George

    And why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

  11. DadaHyena

    Thank you for being one of the few cartoonists these days to not show something disgusting/horrendous happening to the Pope…now I’m going to check in tomorrow and see the two bears mauling His Holiness while the tree crashes on top of him!

  12. admin

    And on that note, I’ve never gotten anything for free on the freeway. In fact, it’s a scam! You ride on the freeway long enough you’re bound to run into tolls!

  13. admin

    I think it’s the other bear that’s gonna be running into trouble from the tree, the pope, and the other bear. In fact, they could be like the “Three Amigos” saving small villages from El Guapo.

  14. Chris Watkins

    Wait, wasn’t there a mime involved?

  15. admin

    Now that I think of it there definitely should be. A mime is certainly a terrible thing to waste :)

  16. DadaHyena

    Re: “A mime is certainly a terrible thing to waste”

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!!!

  17. gavin

    ewwww head cheese :(

  18. admin

    I wasn’t quite sure what head cheese was and then my wife told me it was real head parts… but no cheese. Then I looked it up and it definitely is the grossest thing I’ve heard of.

  19. admin

    It was a bad pun, but seemed appropriate at the time :) I wonder if anyone (in this digital age) has used the pun, “a meme is a terrible thing to waste”?

  20. Rick the Stick

    Why are APARTments together? Good stuff David!

  21. jynksie

    It’s like, why do we PARK in a DRIVEway, but DRIVE on a PARKway?
    or, why are they called socks, when no one is getting hit?

  22. admin

    HA! I hadn’t heard of the socks one. I can imagine my wife saying, “Hey, you want some socks” and then punching me.

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